White Cartel Dealer Explains How To SURVIVE Prison

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2023

⏱️ 186 minutes

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Summary

Whats up people, today we have Johnny Mitchell to discuss how he got linked up with the Sinaloa cartel, how he eventually got caught, and how he survived 3 years in federal prison. INDULGE! 00:00 Intro 00:43 Johnny didn’t snitch 01:55 Johnny freelanced for the cartel 03:44 Did anyone try to climb Johnny’s tree? 05:53 Johnny’s first fight in prison 07:35 Different types of jail 08:28 Swedish jail is like summer camp 10:08 Schulz obeys the law because he’s scared of a booty bandits 14:07 Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker 20:11 Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness 22:07 How Johnny became a professional dealer 26:30 Coke is where the money is 29:31 Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart 35:20 Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse 41:30 Johnny was making $80k a month 46:19 How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs 56:31 Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel 01:01:08 Nobody wants to be the boss anymore 01:03:36 How freelancing led to Fentanyl 01:08:05 Comedy is like drug dealing 01:09:11 Dealing with mafia nepo-babies 01:13:20 Johnny is 0/1 with bribes 01:21:35 Johnny made $1 million selling 01:23:48 Where do you hide that much money? 01:30:33 Laundering money though gifts 01:32:20 Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen 01:38:51 Embracing your past 01:41:40 How Johnny would start again… 01:46:31 Paying US Border agents + Legalisation 01:55:18 Portland Whites are weird 02:00:09 European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents 02:09:13 Crack + crime + overcorrection 02:13:45 Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall 02:19:17 Narco-states built around Tourism 02:21:36 This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life 02:25:45 Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren’t as strict 02:33:00 Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison 02:40:02 Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie 02:43:38 Difference between Snitch and Rat 02:45:26 Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy 02:50:44 Comedy in prison is the best 02:54:53 Every prisoner has a gf 02:56:30 Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting 02:57:41 Being the last bootlegger - “no regrets” 02:59:26 Smashing out Cartel’s girl + Risk taking

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0:00.0	What's up everybody, welcome to Flagorant.
0:01.6	And today we are joined by a nice and charming white kid
0:07.5	from Portland that threw it all away
0:11.6	to become a drug king pins.
0:14.2	Moving weight for the Cineloa cartel,
0:17.5	pushing that shit for the Italian mafia.
0:20.4	God locked up, didn't snitch, got out,
0:25.5	snitching on everybody.
0:27.4	Give it up for Johnny Mitchell everybody.
0:30.6	Yeah.
0:32.6	Okay, so that is the thing that I was most curious
0:36.0	because obviously I'm seeing all your stuff
0:37.2	we were talking earlier about it on shorts
0:39.0	and I'm watching the YouTube videos.
0:40.8	And I'm like, you didn't, you didn't snitch,
0:44.0	you took the time.
0:45.0	No, no, they offered me a deal.
0:46.7	They came back like multiple times.
0:48.4	Like I was in the county jail locked up,
0:50.9	you know, in solitary and they just send dudes down.
0:54.0	Every week, like, hey, do you change your mind?
0:55.8	Do you change your mind? There's still time.
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