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Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

An on-the-job error spoils baptisms in the Catholic faith proving the devil is in the details. JOB FAIR: An award-winning distillery in the Rocky Mountains is pouring up the prospects of reparations with their company. SCAM OF THE WEEK: Black psychiatrists are few, and they've never been more needed. A man dutifully helping minorities in the world of mental wellness tells about the time he stole books. WORST & FIRST: What's the one body part you should NEVER rub on a plant?

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0:00.0	John Stewart here.
0:00.9	Unbelievable exciting news.
0:02.2	My new podcast, The Weekly Show.
0:04.5	We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches.
0:11.3	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:16.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:19.1	Black History Month.
0:22.6	Let's end strong.
0:26.1	Now hiring.
0:40.9	A Catholic priest has resigned after a church investigation found he performed invalid baptisms for more than 20 years in Phoenix.
0:43.1	Damn.
0:44.6	Now this is some semantical bullshit right here,
0:47.4	Jacqueline, but you're a stickler
0:49.2	for verbiage, so I know you're going to support the
0:51.2	Catholic Church in this year. I don't know.
0:54.0	Father Andres Ara arugno.
0:57.7	Aragno?
0:58.4	Whatever.
0:59.3	Father Andres performed thousands of baptisms and he said, quote, we baptize you in the name of the
1:07.6	Father of the Son and the Holy Spirit.
1:09.0	But what he should have said was I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. But what he should have said was, I baptized you in the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy
1:15.5	Spirit.
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