Whitaker Wright

Y'all Ever

Starburns Audio

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Mental Health

4.5 • 772 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Whitaker Wright was a turn of the century con man, the Bernie Madoff of his time, who died by suicide. Dave Ross and Hampton Yount are 2 dumbasses who talk about mental health and being good to yourself. This dude built an underwater BALLROOM with his stolen money so uh respect. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, gang, we're really happy that you listen to Suicide Buddies, and we appreciate that you like the show.
0:04.6	We actually really care a lot about your mental health. And so if you are feeling depression and especially suicidal thoughts or suicidal ideation,
0:13.5	Dave and I would really prefer that you put down the podcast right now and you call it the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.
0:20.4	It's 1-800-273 talk, which is 1-800-273-8255.
0:28.4	They're really great.
0:29.3	They will eventually get to you and they can help you with more professional advice than
0:35.8	maybe Dave and I can fart out of our ass.
0:38.4	So you know just what to do when I look at you and I don't want to go They call me on the phone
0:59.2	And won't leave me alone
1:02.0	But I don't want to go
1:04.7	Doesn't matter what they say
1:10.3	Oh Welcome To the dungeon
1:16.2	You're in the stank dungeon.
1:19.7	Yeah, welcome to the stank dungeon.
1:22.9	We talk about different smells in history every week and we live in our basement.
1:29.3	Oh, worst stank ever?
1:31.2	Hubba stank.
1:32.3	Ew.
1:33.2	Heba stink.
1:34.8	You smell bad and the reason is you.
1:38.9	Well, there we go.
1:40.2	I think we've already hit our government required amount of riffing on 90s to early 2000s rock.
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