I'm going to be. Hello everyone and welcome to this episode of Sleep and Relax ASMR.

This episode I am whispering about ASMR.

This episode I am whispering plenty of silly limericks.

A limerick is a form or verse usually humorous and frequently rude in five-line, predominantly an asbestos meter.

I don't know what that means, I just copy-paste of this.

With a strict rhyme scheme of A-A-B-B-A

in which the first, second, and fifth line rhyme, while these third and fourth lines are shorter

and share a different rhyme.

So I thought it'd be a nice change up to the lineup. The limerics come from pun dot me.

And I have them right here, so let's just jump into them.

A fellow jumped off a high wall and had a most terrible fall.

He went back to bed with a bump on his head.

That's why you don't jump off a wall.

Hickory, Dickery, dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down he run hickory dickory dock. Limmerics I cannot compose with noxious smells in my nose, but this one was easy.

I only felt queasy because I was sniffing my toes.

There was an odd fellow named Gus.

When traveling he made such a fuss.

He was banned from the train, not allowed on a plane, and now only travels by bus. There was once a farmer from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds.

It soon came to pass. He was covered with grass, but has all the tomatoes he needs. A caner exceedingly can he, one morning remarked to his granny, a can or can can, anything that he can, but a canter can can can can't, a can't, can he. There was a young woman named Bright whose speed was much faster than light.

She set out one day in a relative way and returned on the previous night. There was once a man from Tibet who couldn't find a cigarette, so he smoked all his socks and got

chicken pox and had to go to the fact. There was a child in Spain who loved to play in the rain.

One day he tripped and broke his hip.

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