Hello, Holly.

Hello, Govnas.

How you doing, Oli?

That's my favourite intro.

Thank you so much.

Hello.

British.

British.

It's English.

You know, we don't like to say British, you know, like a big landmass, Britain, that is.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's basically English. Great, a Britannia, in, that is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's basically English. Yeah, yeah, mate. You've been good, yeah. I've been good. I don't know much British slang. I'm actually going to London for the first time in two weeks. So I'm going to come back. Going to London the first time. I know, I know. Hey, you're going to love it, mate. You're going to love it. It's mental out there. With the tattoos. People are going to love the tattoos. Tattoos. You've got the tattoos on. You've got the spectacles on as well. Spectacles. Oh, please keep going. What else do you know? Are the spectacles, are they prescription lenses or they just feel like the show? They're prescription, bro. All right, bro. Well, you got a stigmatism, is it? I got a lazy eye. Wow. Pretty gnarly. I have a thing called... It looks like it was working pretty well. Wouldn't call that one, lazy. I have a thing called Duane syndrome. Have you ever heard of it? Was that one? No.

I like to tell people that the Rock has it. He doesn't, but they don't need to know. And that it's on my left eye... It's named after a guy named Dwayne the Rock Johnson. I love to. I mean, hey, it's named after a guy named after a guy named Dwayne. I need to reb it the chewing thing? It's a, in my left eye, I'm slowly going blind.

Oh, no.

Which, hey, I know so fun, right?

I really took a detour here.

But it gives me this cool, lazy eye because I can't look to my left at all.

Whoa.

To the left, to the left.

Okay.

Sorry, I didn't mean to bring Beyonce into the conversation. That really hurt.

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