Whip It This Thanksgiving!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Episode #643: Bryan hypes everyone up for Thanksgiving by discussing My 600lb Life and huffing whipped cream! My 600lb Life Thanksgiving Turkey and gravy The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Early Christmas decorating Alex Jones Colloidal silver Whippets Pickleball The Mayor of Shitsville Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on.
0:09.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:12.6	The other day, I was at my dad's, and I opened up the refrigerator door, and they had been to Costco, and they had bought in a whole box of whipped cream in a can, like 20 bottles, right?
0:23.4	And I looked at it, and just for a second, I was like, ah, everybody's sleeping.
0:31.1	No, I don't notice when the whipped cream is all watery when it comes out.
0:39.2	Because Brian huffed all this stuff.
0:44.1	No, I'll notice that I'm outside with my pants off, howling at the moon.
0:50.1	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:52.4	Yeah, boy!
1:11.2	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the dear friend and co-host of the show, Kristen, Joy, Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Chrissy and I currently depressing ourselves here in the studio watching My 600-pound on TLC. That's reallyLC. That show has been on forever and ever.
1:14.1	I think I've been watching it forever and ever.
1:16.2	It is sad.
1:17.7	It's formulaic.
1:18.8	It's sad.
1:19.9	You want to scream at the television.
1:21.7	How did you do this?
1:23.2	And why can't you seem to see what's going on?
1:26.3	And I don't want a fat shame here on the show, as I've been accused of doing sometimes.
1:30.5	I'm not, I hope I don't come across that way.
1:33.5	But sometimes I might come across that way.
1:37.8	But the reality is that on my 600-pound life, these people, I'm explaining to Chrissy.
1:43.2	So, okay, same ones.
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