Which Fictional Child Would You Adopt?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why the first 4 minutes of the episode happens now. JD has a mental break and tries to find the ninja turtles so he can ensure his new sephew (son/nephew) can become the 5th turtle, Zammit uses his new boy to make himself look like a pillar of the community until the kaiju incident and Jackson can't stop spraying his kid with the hose.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. |
| 0:04.3 | I'm Joel. |
| 0:04.9 | I'm Jackson. |
| 0:05.5 | I'm also Joel. |
| 0:06.2 | Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast and asked the important questions. |
| 0:10.0 | Like, which fictional child would you adopt? |
| 0:31.3 | Yeah. This is secretly a celebration of Mandalorian and Grogu in cinemas soon or now. |
| 0:32.6 | Or in the past. Or in the past. |
| 0:33.3 | If you're listening to this in 2040. |
| 0:35.4 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:36.0 | Or potentially if it bombs three weeks from when we recorded it. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:39.7 | I got a little bit of, I guess, exclusive Mando and Grogu News that's probably only going to be interesting to the people in this room. |
| 0:48.3 | Whoa. |
| 0:49.2 | So, you know how we're on like a list for press screenings? |
| 0:53.8 | Not that one. Not that one. |
| 0:55.0 | Not that one. |
| 0:56.0 | That would be crazy. |
| 0:58.0 | We were too young. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:00.0 | But not quite that young. |
| 1:02.0 | No. |
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