Which Fictional Character Would Make the Best Master Splinter? (Ft. Ralph Attanasia)
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2018
⏱️ 69 minutes
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In which our heroes are joined by Ralph Attanasia to ask the hard hitting question; Which Fictional Character Would Make the Best Master Splinter?
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| 0:58.0 | Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star, |
| 1:02.0 | well we ask the important questions like, |
| 1:04.0 | which fictional character would make the best master splinter. Turtles! that trains the turtles. What I like about Master Splinter, before we get into anything else, |
| 1:25.0 | is that the turtles were turtles that became dudes. |
| 1:28.0 | But Master Splinter was a dude that became a rat. |
| 1:31.0 | They met in the middle. That's cool ass. |
| 1:35.0 | Only sometimes, because sometimes he's a rat that became a dude. |
| 1:39.0 | Oh, but that's ridiculous, because where do you learn kung-foo? |
| 1:43.6 | He watched, he copied his, he copied his master, her motto-Yoshi, from within his cage. |
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