Wherever I Go, There I Am
Don't Think with Carla Bezanson
Dear Media
4.9 • 547 Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Have you ever booked a trip thinking it would fix everything, only to realize your anxiety packs a suitcase too? Same. This week I’m talking about trying to run away from your problems (spoiler: it doesn’t work), crying in airports, and the life sentence of a brain that never leaves you alone, no matter where you take it.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:13.2 | Hello and welcome to the Don't Think Podcast. |
| 0:17.3 | I'm your host, Carla Banzan. And I'm completely fucking with you. |
| 0:22.5 | That is not my podcast voice. |
| 0:25.0 | I would never do you guys like that. |
| 0:26.8 | I am Carla Banzan, though. |
| 0:28.3 | Or maybe you know me as Snarly Carly or the girl who sits in her car and complains in those videos that you might have seen. |
| 0:36.6 | That's me. |
| 0:38.7 | Maybe you know me from TikTok. Maybe you know me from Instagram. Most recently, I've been posting on Facebook, |
| 0:43.4 | which is actually kind of insane. I don't know who's spending time on Facebook these days. Actually, |
| 0:48.5 | I do kind of know. Crazy people. If you're on TikTok and Instagram and you think people are mean, |
| 1:14.8 | I would invite you to go over to Facebook and see what it's all about. It's like dystopian. It's lawless. People are just saying whatever the fuck they want and getting away with it. Honestly, I feel like it's a good way to toughen up to thicken your skin a little bit, you know? I feel like we used to like send kids to summer camp, build some resilience, get bullied a little bit. And now it's like, no, it's actually way cheaper and faster, just have them post something on Facebook. Literally anything. It doesn't |
| 1:18.9 | even matter what it is. Like, I will post a video of me talking about having crippling anxiety |
| 1:23.9 | and like some old guy from Idaho will comment, you're an ugly bitch. |
| 1:29.6 | Like, that is not what the video is about, while it may be true. |
| 1:34.3 | But thank you for your opinion. |
| 1:37.0 | And like, it's literally always a guy who has his profile pictures, like him and his wife and his kid. |
| 1:43.0 | And then you click on the profile and the bio will say, |
| 1:48.3 | God-fearing man. |
| 1:50.1 | Matthew 417. |
| 1:51.9 | Matthew 417. |
| 1:52.6 | I'm like, that must be the passage on cyberbullying. |
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