Where You Buy Your Sits

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Ted vs the FCC

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0:00.0	Okay, I think it's time that we go back in time to the last time that we played Ted versus the FCC.
0:03.8	So if we could, let's go back in time.
0:06.1	Time, time.
0:09.8	Shy, Shifty, Shelly sits with her cute, runt, kitty, Tilly.
0:15.2	She carefully cuts runt Tilly Kitty's claws.
0:18.8	Tilly kitty's claws are now cut.
0:23.6	Three times fast.
0:24.5	Shy, Shifty, Shelly sits with her cute, runt, kitty, Tilly.
0:28.5	She carefully cuts, runt Tilly.
0:30.6	Oh!
0:31.6	Whoa!
0:32.6	All right, let's do it again.
0:35.1	And now, everyone's favorite daytime game show,
0:40.3	where one person could lose $325,000.
0:45.5	Add their job, or win, and walk away away from nothing.
0:51.1	It's time for Ted versus the FCC.
0:55.2	That was, in fact, a late night last night.
0:59.2	Try to go up with the, take the USA lost hard.
1:02.5	We did, ma'am.
1:03.5	Had to climb into that bottle.
1:04.9	Unbelievable.
1:05.5	Well, climbed to the bottle, then through the empty bottle at the TV.
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