Where Would You Die Hard? with Zoe Bee from Being Hot is Hard
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
This week the Bad Brain Boys are joined by the always glamorous Zoe Bee from Sanspants Radio’s newest show, Being Hot is Hard. Being Hot is Hard Is a show where three regular human women with flaws, with acne, with stretchmarks. Each week they guide you through all the insane trials, TikTok trends and tribulations they have personally endured in their HOTNESS JOURNEY. Whether it's putting baking ingredients in their hair, or burning skin off with mystery acid - they'll be coming at you with results and lessons from our very own lives, as well as the lives of others - with new quests every week. They are sick of pretending it's easy - being hot is hard.
In this episode of Plumbing the Death Star four genius brains try and answer the question ‘Where would you Die Hard?’. Zammit chooses a cruise ship and gets captured right away, Jackson picks a McDonald's so he can use frozen Big Macs as his weapons. Zoe goes for your classic house in a tree (not a tree house (your guess is as good as mine)), and Duscher goes full Con-Air mode and chooses a plane.
Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, wait, don't skip this, you fucks, I know you want to skip this ad, don't skip it. |
| 0:05.0 | You like this podcast? Yeah, me and Zammett are funny, you're a fan of this? |
| 0:09.0 | Well, how about you listen to another podcast we do? The Indie is for nerds. |
| 0:13.0 | It's a Dungeons & Dragons real-play podcast where we play The Indie. |
| 0:17.0 | It's good as hell, it's also funny as hell, and you don't need to know shit about The Indie to enjoy it. |
| 0:22.0 | Give it a listen, I reckon, you can find The Indie is for nerds by searching for it |
| 0:26.0 | on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your pods. |
| 0:35.0 | It looks like Buntas come early this year with the arrival of Star Wars as Soka thanks to Disney+. |
| 0:41.0 | Taking place after the fall of the Empire, Star Wars as Soka follows the former Jedi knight |
| 0:46.0 | as she investigates an emerging threat to an already vulnerable galaxy. |
| 0:51.0 | What personal sacrifices will she make to protect the universe? |
| 0:54.0 | Who's gonna help her? Who will betray her? |
| 0:56.0 | Will there be a love interest played by a dumpy man with the sloppiest rig in his mid-30s |
| 1:01.0 | who isn't very clever that I can project myself onto? |
| 1:04.0 | Only time will tell, and that time is now, with a two-episode premiere streaming now, |
| 1:10.0 | exclusively on Disney+, 18-plus subscription required, terms and conditions apply. |
| 1:16.0 | Happy Buntas, may all your pods be racing! |
| 1:24.0 | You're listening to The Sanjpans Network. |
| 1:28.0 | Hey there, fuckheads! |
| 1:29.0 | Welcome to this week's episode! |
| 1:31.0 | Coming in hot! |
| 1:32.0 | Coming in the Death Star. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Sanspants Radio, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Sanspants Radio and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.