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LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: The most private school bake off experience EVER, Anna's boy mum moment, thumbing a dead vag, dealing with a clinger and a Hen story we won't forget in a hurry.

Plus: A new male contraceptive, under performing school starters and an interesting sounding porridge.

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0:00.0	Hello Britain, Olivia Coleman here.
0:02.6	Some very serious accusations have been made recently suggesting that I'm somehow involved in a nefarious plot to steal delicious Warburton's crumpets.
0:10.9	I mean, seriously, as if I have time to meticulously plan a crumpet hist.
0:17.6	The likes of which you just have to admire from a logistical standpoint. Anyway, I can't even
0:22.9	eat crumpets because as everyone knows, the butter doesn't melt in my mouth. Warburton's crumpets,
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0:37.5	Space to relax with roomier seats and extra legroom.
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0:56.9	Premium.
0:57.9	Premium.
0:59.0	Decenties apply.
1:02.1	This is a global player
1:04.0	original podcast.
1:05.8	Be warned, it's Luana
1:07.1	and this podcast
1:08.2	contains honest, upfront opinions,
1:10.3	rant, spants, and general explicit content.
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