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This is Pessimists' archive. I'm Jason Pfeiffer. In the year 1900, Massachusetts was introduced

to a local man that they would be hearing quite a lot about in the coming years.

His name was Dr. Emmanuel Pfeiffer on March 3rd.

1900, a story appears in the Boston Daily Globe headlined, Experimental Fasting!

And then it goes on to report that.

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