You're about to listen to a BBC podcast and trust me you'll get there in a moment but if you're a comedy fan

I'd really like to tell you a bit about what we do. I'm Julie Mackenzie and I commission comedy

podcast at the BBC. It's a bit of a dream job really.

Comedy is a fantastic joyous thing to do because really you're making people laugh,

making people's days a bit better, helping them process, all manner of things.

But you know I also know that comedy is really

subjective and everyone has different tastes so we've got a huge range of comedy on offer

from satire to silly shocking to soothing profound to just general pratting about. So if you

fancy a laugh, find your next comedy at BBC Sounds.

BBC Radio Onest. Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James.

Hello and welcome to the All Day Breakfast Podcast.

I'm not Greg James as you can tell I'm Aunt Danbury the man who edits this

together and guess what Greg left without recording the intro for this podcast so

I'll have to do it he probably forgot to do him because he

was off to his strange little conference that you would have heard on air so we'll

let him off anyway at the start of the show Greg told us that he was ill over the weekend.

Ooh. Not to be over dramatic. I'm never over dramatic guys as you know. But I'm just very happy to be here because I had one of the bleakest weekends of my life

I had some dodgy chicken on Friday night and the rest of the weekend was a complete write-off

And I did think I was going to die on Saturday. I don't think you can feel more

pathetic than vomiting. I think that's the most pathetic state you can be in. I caught a glimpse

myself in the shower screen. I was like bent over the toilet and thought,

what are you? What even, what are you?

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