Welcome to Kennedy saves the world.

I am Kennedy.

I just don't have my makeup on today.

Isn't it amazing the miracles they work in that hair and makeup chair?

Yep, this is me, no glasses, no makeup. I kid! It's a big game, James in the house, Jimmy Falla. Filling in for the K-Train today, a lot of you don't know this. Obviously, the podcast is called Kennedy Saves the World. And she does save the world every day on this podcast. But when she's not saving the world, she was doing a lot of gambling with the NBA in poker.

And of course, on the court, sometimes helping guys leave games early so gamblers could cover the spread.

Things got a little complicated last week, as I'm sure you've kind of heard.

We tried to wiggle her out of the mess.

We robbed the Louvre, tried to get our hands on that jewelry.

But, you know, we broadcast a block away from the Diamond District here in New York. But the point is, Kennedy's not here today. And seeing as we're great friends, and I usually kind of come by and I don't want to say I co-host on Monday. Like, I'm her Monday guest. but you really are,

and the purposes of this show,

you have no idea where it's going to get.

We don't prep.

It's not like come by, Like I'm her Monday guest, but you really are, in the purposes of this show, you have no idea where it's going to get.

We don't prep.

It's not like come by and we'll talk about something.

Okay, it very much is like this whirling dervish of broadcasting and that Kennedy might have just watched the end of a UCLA football game or she might have noticed a t-shirt on the

train. And the next thing, you know, I'm in this chair just kind of following it. It's like that movie eight seconds, you know, the bull ride thing. That is the Kennedy saves the world podcast if you're a guest. It's like somebody just fires off a starter's pistol, slaps a bull in the ass, and now you're kind of holding on tight. And I think the reason I do so well is a lot of times I'm wearing

rodeo shirts because I dress

like an affordable male stripper.

You know, everybody knows Magic, Mike.

I'm kind of his brother, Tragic Mike.

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