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I want to thank you all for the very, very sweet birthday messages that you sent me. I am not a birthday person.

I mean, everyone's a birthday person, which is one of the reasons I don't think they're got special because everyone has a birthday.

Rapists have birthdays, murderers have birthdays. Ted Bundy had a birthday. You know, so it's not something that is very unique nor is it an accomplishment.

It's actually more of an accomplishment for your mom, if anything, or your surrogate, whoever ruined their vagina for you, there are the ones actually who did the most work on your birthday.

So I never really understand why that's not Mother's Day, but I guess that would be very confusing because then you'd have to have Mother's Day cards all year round. So actually now I'm saying it out loud. I guess now it makes sense.

So I it's just one specific day and how we're supposed to have one specific day for our birthday.

And we all know that certain type of monster who tells us their half birthday. That was very popular in high school, and it was normally the same type of terrorist who also spoke in Pig Latin.

So

me all know that person. I have never been the type of person to talk about my birthday a lot. I've never been one to say, it's my fucking birthday.

Like one Miss Dossie Schroeder who gave us that iconic line and for her it works. And now that line, it's my fucking birthday can be found on multiple wine glasses on many different Etsy shops and it works.

Like it works for her, it works for them. I have just never been one that has been very excited about my birthday even young birthdays.

And not you know, not the birthdays that now get me a close and closer to like an ARP card. Even young birthdays, I really didn't enjoy.

And I don't think that's just because I am very vain and insecure, which obviously that's the answer to why I do basically everything I do in my life.

But I don't think that's the root of why I hate my birthday. Even though age does really freak me out. And it's one of those things that you can't do anything about.

And it is something like death and taxes. And even kind of taxes you can avoid kind for a little bit. You know, we've all learned from Wesley Snipes and you know Theresa, Judy.

So you can avoid taxes for a little bit. I mean, eventually they'll catch up with you and you just have to, you know, way out what you think will come first global warming or paying your taxes. Who knows.

Where I was going with this was aging does freak me out because it's something that nobody can stop.

Like, unless you're Adam Sandler in that click movie, which I never saw. I knew he's married to Kate Beckinsdale in it, which that is how movies go. You will never see a normal looking woman as I would say, like I would describe Adam Sandler as, you know, like normal average looking.

And married to somebody who is a super model. Like I'm trying to think of like a male super model of like this day and age, like I know like vintage male supermodels like Fabio who is who was ridiculous looking then, but I don't know any like current supermodels. Oh, no, actually current male supermodels.

We just have to look at the real housewife son. I mean, Luan Delicep.

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