Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 822

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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SPONSORS: Squeeze the most out of your Summer with Liquid I.V. Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquid-iv.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government. Your Mom’s House Ep. 822 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven 00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults 00:17:31 - Scientology 00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows 00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH? 00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man 00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter 00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser 00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney 01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens 01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts 01:13:45 - Closing Song - "Push's Theme" by Eli Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's everybody? Just kidding. That's so dumb. That's what my stupid husband would say.
0:04.7	But guess what? He's not here. I am. And you know what I'm going to do? He doesn't even realize.
0:09.9	We are having a huge YMH merch store sale. Okay? We're coming out of the closet.
0:19.0	Pull your jeans up as high and tight as they can possibly be this
0:23.2	will be your last chance ever to get the designs like the cool mom hats hello that's my favorite
0:30.3	um park closer which was such a good time on ymph fedoker, hate from YMH shirt,
0:38.6	and all the other designs.
0:40.7	Guys, they're not coming back.
0:42.5	This is it.
0:43.2	Last call.
0:44.7	So go to store.
0:46.2	com right now,
0:48.2	right now,
0:48.7	right now, right now.
0:50.7	Welcome.
0:52.3	Welcome to your mom's house.
1:00.2	There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,
1:07.0	the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.
1:12.0	The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're looking to borrow money.
1:18.0	It lets you understand what lenders see, so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals.
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1:27.4	See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today.
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