This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Four minutes after 12 of the time. I told you that woke watch was a cracker. Someone's just found an article from the mail online in 2009 where David Starkey, widely regarded as a champion of the anti-woke movement,

found evidence that Henry VIII actually had a stair lift at Whitehall Palace, or a stair throne, and wheelchairs.

So he was arguing with another historian about the fact that Henry the 8th was actually disabled.

So I told you that was a cracker. But we digress. Time now for mystery. Time for more important matters.

Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily available anywhere else

on your radio dial. If you have a mystery that needs solving, this could be the

pot of gold at the end of your personal rainbow. A who, a why, a what, a where, a when, a whither,

or even a wherefore. Ring in with the question.

Somebody listening will hopefully know the answer, and they will then ring in with it.

The only rule is this.

You're not allowed to look stuff up.

Seriously, you can't Google it, you can't reach for your Encyclopedia Britannica,

and you can't just pull a book off your bookshend.

You have to know the answer already. So when I say what are your qualifications, you will reveal to me how you know the thing you know. It doesn't mean you've got a PhD in applied mathematics or anything like that. You might have just seen it on

the telly last night, but you have to prove that you, I mean, it's not rigorous. I'm not going to ban

you from the program or zone you out. Is it zone you out?

This is a lovely message.

Did you just zone that caller out with the volume knob?

I say that's no way to talk about Keith, honestly.

So I'm not going to do anything brutal.

But just don't do it.

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