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Tuesday, 24th of April.

Rocketing to her, isn't it? It'll be payday again shortly, in a matter of...

Actually this week, I think, is payday. I believe so.

Tomorrow's payday. Good heavens, it gets even better, ladies and gentlemen. Tomorrow's payday. How heaven to get even better, ladies and gentlemen.

Tomorrow's payday. How exciting.

Anyway, back to the real business.

Holly Willoughby uses a psychic banana to brick the Duchess will give birth to a boy.

Well, let's face it, it's only odds of 50, 50, isn't it really?

And a very weird episode of this morning.

The old programme's getting a bit weird, really.

Meanwhile, Holly says she's filled with jealousy as the Duchess goes into labour,

predict another child for Holly Willoughby.

I couldn't believe the coverage in the newspapers.

I said on the programme,

if you're not interested in the royal family,

or you really couldn't care less whether a woman gives birth,

and William then sort of goes three, ooh, a bit of a handful.

Like, they do have a nanny.

You know, they do live a very privileged lifestyle.

You know, it's not going to be keeping him awake at night.

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