And this is a test to see if you could be a mother.

There are four parts to this test.

The first part you'll pass.

You will not pass the other three.

They're going to be on the PowerPoint so you can see the first test is called the mess test.

How to know if you are qualified to be a mother?

First is the mess test.

This is what you do for the mess test.

Smear peanut butter on the... This is what you do for the mess test.

Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

Now obviously the men could pass this test because they

could all be messy and it wouldn't bother them but it does bother the

ladies. The second test though is the toy test here's how you pass the toy test

obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos or you may substitute roofing tax.

Have a friend spread them all over the house.

Put on a blindfold.

Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen.

Do not scream because this would wake a child at night.

Is this a good toy test ladies, mothers?

The next test is the grocery store test.

Borrow one or two small animals.

Goats are best and take them with you as you shop.

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