P. P. P. Hey, it's your favorite secret host here from your favorite secret podcast.

Today's mystery is all about an incredibly daring crime that took place thousands of feet up in the air.

It's an unsolved mystery ripped right out of the skies.

So stick around.

I'm Carly Q, and this is who-, Wow, Mystery Edition.

Our past is vast and wild.

Many things have brought us to this day.

And the history has been. day.

History has been compiled.

Some important details are slipped away.

In our spectacular shared existence, we consider it our business to recognize if you folks you may not know. Made important inventions.

Asked all the right questions.

Asked all the right questions.

History will never be the same. So today's episode actually starts yesterday when I finally had my

performance review.

That's Gustavo. He's the guy from human resources who runs these things.

For those unfamiliar, a performance review is when your

workplace tells you how you're doing at your job. It's kind of like an in-person

report card.

37 this quarter.

Eh, I try. When this first popped up on my calendar I was generally feeling terrified since it's always a bit scary to have your work review

Any particular reason for this review?

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