And now it's time for Who Smarted?

Oops, pardon me. Sorry. Excuse me.

Could you scooch over a tad? Your armpit is kind of right near my face.

Now it's in my face.

Sorry, pal.

Pse. Hey, Smarty Pants. In case you were wondering, I'm on a crowded bus.

A very crowded bus. like super crazy crowded.

I can barely breathe in here.

You don't exactly smell like roses either, my friend.

No, no, no, no, I didn't mean you.

I just meant, never mind.

I got to say, sometimes life in the big city gets to you.

Sometimes I wish I could just go somewhere in the middle of nowhere, you know? With no people. Or at least like very few people. Yeah, I'm right there with you, pal. No, no, I'm saying I don't want you there. Or anyone. I want to be alone. No offense. None taken. And I'm agreeing with you. We're all packed like sardines in here.

Makes me kind of wish I was in Greenland.

Greenland?

Or maybe one of those tiny islands in the South Pacific.

You know, somewhere with a teeny tiny population?

Somewhere where no one's face would smash it to my armpit every time the bus stops.

Sorry!

Yeah, a place with way fewer people sounds great right about now.

Come to think of it, what is the least populated place on Earth anyway?

And how come so few people live there?

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