Hey, babe, it's me.

Um, I'm really sorry for standing you up last night.

I went out for a few of the lads and, uh, I've woken up naked in Magaluff, I think.

Please, please do not check the joint account.

Oh, no, I'm on 1%.

I think the phone's about...

Will they walk away or will they work it out?

Olivia Atwood's bad boyfriend starts Sunday the 14th of September on ITV2 and ITVX.

This is LVC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, mystery hour with james o'brien

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