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You're So Right

When Your Subconscious is Feeling C*nty (Complimentary)

You're So Right

Caitlin Wilder and Rachael Shepard-Ohta

Parenting, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Personal Journals

5.0641 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Hello our beloved gals and and gays and straight guys forced by their wives to listen to us!! On this week's episode Rachael and Caitlin are talking about their opposing takes on being love bombed on an Olympic level (one is in Witness Protection, one is *very* in), the ultimate cool girl sport, and why it's important to recognize if you want your kid to take up a hobby because it's actually good for them, or because you're trying to turn them into the F-boy of your dreams.  They also devote 20 important minutes to all of the ways the movie Blue Crush changed their lives, including Caitlin almost being saved by Jesus Christ during a week at surf camp. The ladies also dive deep (pun intended) into Caitlin's recent past life regression, from her literally *incessant* eating of sweets to the shockingly rude and dismissive Higher Self who was on call that day.  We love you guys SO MUCH and thank you for listening and rating and reviewing!!! We really do read each one and text each other about them. And don't forget our YouTube for an extended version of this episode! ⁠⁠Follow the Pod for Weekly Clips!⁠⁠ (hoping to reach 10k some day!!!) ⁠⁠Caitlin's Instagram⁠⁠ (where the book club broadcast channel lives!) ⁠Rachael's Instagram⁠ ⁠Watch full and extended video eps on Youtube⁠ (or just subscribe for us!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi. Hi. Hi. How is your, how is your glucose test? Um, you know, I just don't care for it.

0:32.6

You know, this is so funny because it's always been one of those things in like pregnancy stuff that people have such strong opinions about.

0:40.1

Oh my God, it's crazy. I never thought it was that big of a deal. So I will say this. Two things. One, it's shocking that my body is so affected by it because it's something I like train for every day. I eat so much sugar. You would think my body would be used to this. Like,

0:55.0

it is not extreme for me. It's so much every day I'm eating sugar. Right. So my body is constantly

1:03.0

in training. Now, I will also say a lot of people don't like the original glucose thing because of, like, the chemicals and the dice. I don't give a fuck. I fuck. You wouldn't even believe on top of the sugar, I'm constantly ingesting chemicals and

1:15.6

dies. Like that's just where we are. Okay. Like what do you think they're putting in my

1:18.9

Panda Express? It's not it's chemicals and dies and other things that I don't want to yeah. I don't

1:23.8

want to dive too deep on it. So I will say though when I did the original one with my son, I was knocked out the rest of the...

1:32.6

I had such a bad physical reaction to it. Like, horrible headache, felt so nauseous, felt so sick. The drink itself wasn't bad at all. It's so easy. But I just felt so sick.

1:46.6

So then I did the fresh test last time and this time, which is like organic glucose.

1:52.8

Okay. No chemicals, no dyes. It's literally like organic glucose, lemon water. And I still felt like shit. That's LA for you. I don't think I ever got that option. Well, no, it's, you have to, that's actually like being a little contrarian doula tip. Oh, you have to just request it. You have to say to your doctor, oh, I'm not going to do that one. I'm going to do the fresh test. And then you buy it yourself. So you do have to buy it.

2:18.3

Oh. So people that are like, you know, really into the whole chemical thing, they like it. It does, it is less intense of feeling like garbage for me, but I still felt like garbage. Oh, when do you get your results? I don't know. What will I do, Rachel, if they're like, That's what I was going to say.

2:34.0

Like, maybe just don't open them.

2:36.4

Like, maybe we don't open them.

2:36.4

Like, maybe we could just pretend that this isn't happening. But I will say, it was lovely because the nurse that takes your blood pressure,

2:46.1

white coat syndrome is like a very real thing where people have really elevated blood pressure when they're in a doctor's office or in a setting where you like need to have. And for me, high blood pressure obviously can be so dangerous in pregnancy. And I had to go on magnesium after my son. Long story short, the nurse comes in and she's like rubbing my shoulders and we're breathing together. And I'm like, this is heaven. It was so nice. Just to be

3:10.7

touched that way by someone. Wow. It was so special. Now, granted, my husband tried that,

3:17.1

I'd be like, get away from me. Get off me. But this nurse was so loving. It's just her energy.

3:22.1

Did you, do you have high blood pressure? Pressure normally? No, but in pregnancy, towards the end I usually do. So then I have to buy

3:28.7

blood pressure machines from Rouse, CBS, not from Rouse, that's a grocery store. You know, it's just all the things. The things that are happening.

3:38.0

Anyways, how are you? Well, I'm not well. But what else is fucking new? No, I have a

3:42.4

sinus infection. Did you go to the doctor? Speaking of it? No, self-diagnosed. You know, if you

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