When your Mum's a bitch
Ja'miezing
Chris Lilley
5 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2024
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Ja'mie explains how to handle it when your Mum is a bitch.
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| 0:00.0 | Soar if you want early access to episodes, ad-free and exclusive bonus episodes, |
| 0:05.0 | then subscribe to Gymniacs on Apple Podcast. |
| 0:08.5 | Subscribe, Eelie! me. My mom's being a complete fucking bitch and I've been really struggling to deal with her and I know your mom's a complete bitch as well |
| 0:27.2 | from the documentary. So I'm just wondering how did you deal with her or how do you just deal with her being a bitch in general? |
| 0:33.0 | Okay, cool. |
| 0:36.0 | Relatable AF. |
| 0:37.0 | Yeah, me and my mom, we've always kind of locked ons horns as you guys know. |
| 0:43.4 | Look, she's nice, she's hard, everyone loves her, I know her, |
| 0:48.0 | but she's a bitch and she's just fucking jealous of me. |
| 0:52.3 | Where do I start with my mommy issues? |
| 0:56.0 | Look, mom had me later in life. |
| 0:59.0 | She was like 35 or something sore. |
| 1:01.0 | She left her run a little late, which only tells me one thing. |
| 1:06.3 | She was questioning her sexuality for a little too long. To just get it in there at 35. |
| 1:13.0 | A little longer and she... |
| 1:15.0 | Let's just say if she waited a little longer, |
| 1:17.0 | I probably would have gone into Teh for not uni. |
| 1:20.0 | Um, mom, why did you wait so long, dial? |
| 1:25.0 | Don't know her you were scissoring for the previous 10 years when the clock was ticking. |
| 1:29.0 | Anyway, Sarah, she married into money. |
| 1:33.0 | She would have been desperate at that stage |
| 1:35.0 | and willing to overlook appearances, |
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