When You Smile Too Quick & Split Your Lip | EP 233
Random Order Podcast
Random Order Studios
5.0 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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This Sunday we break down the experience that is splitting your lip with a smile or saying an "E" word. Then:
⭐️ When you Frankenstein the whip
⭐️ The Double-Headed Honda Civic
⭐️ The Enclosed Bike Car
⭐️ Encrusting cultural foods in Cheeto Dust
⭐️ Opening a vacation-inspired white-owned Jamaican joint
⭐️ Eating dinner with too many people
⭐️ When your driver seat is an Ikea chair
⭐️ Dropping the top in a typhoon
⭐️ Doing mad random things as the mayor
⭐️ The Domino's that did it a little different
⭐️ Pimp My Ride The Show, The Game
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.3 | I split my lip to the other day. |
| 0:07.7 | You smile too quick. |
| 0:09.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:11.0 | You said an E word. |
| 0:12.4 | Yeah, bro. |
| 0:13.6 | It's right in the middle, bro. |
| 0:15.3 | With cheese? |
| 0:16.9 | Oh! |
| 0:19.4 | You're trying to stitch your back quickly with your finger |
| 0:21.0 | Sometimes they just put a whole wobble |
| 0:23.2 | Ackle for it on and just pray for the best |
| 0:26.0 | And you bite a shrimp with lemon on it? |
| 0:27.2 | Sire glaze fucking lips man |
| 0:29.0 | Oh, man |
| 0:29.7 | But I remember as a kid |
| 0:31.5 | That you solidity happened every year |
| 0:33.5 | Like bloody lip |
| 0:34.4 | Bro, you show those girls |
| 0:35.6 | Bloody lip man |
| 0:36.5 | Ficked smiled in the wrong temperature Then it burns when you have beefaroni. Random order show episode 233 on you. You know what it is, man. She goddamn boy Jermaine, man. I'm in the building with it. Beemavet trained in bed. Yo, catch me on the Eway speed, I ain't. Chef Sebastian in the building. |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, but you're down. |
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