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The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

When You Give A Squirrel A Strawberry

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8964 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

You’re alive! Wow, huh?! On today’s episode, the voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, expands on the following important topics and of our time: Getting off on extreme weather event coverage Attending a rally of folks on The Other Side (not dead) Trying to connect after someone you love dearly passes away suddenly The Urgent Care trip that should have been made by a child Kathy Bates DID thank her mom in her Oscar speech — damn You GOTTA (if you wanna) watch the Menendez Brother scripted show and documentary on Netflix [NYC] Thurs (9/24) come to HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for my PATREON -- Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

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0:00.0

Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

0:06.8

grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our

0:12.2

heads. with the voices in our heads the voices in our heads

0:16.1

Hi everybody how you doing you okay good it's okay it's okay if you're not okay. Most of us aren't I'm not

0:26.1

Welcome to the voices in our heads. Congratulations on not

0:29.9

Committing suicide frankly. Let's just be honest about that.

0:33.4

You really did a good job.

0:35.1

I'm not killing yourself because life's hard

0:37.4

and oh boy do I hate being an adult.

0:39.8

I hate it, I'll get into that, don't you fucking worry I hate adult tasks I hate specific

0:45.4

adult tasks I hate customer service reps well actually the ones that are really

0:49.9

nice make a terrible situation way better so to all the people out there working

0:54.2

in customer service over the phone and you have to handle really mad people and

0:59.8

you're cool about it one thank you we don't, but two, we need you because you can really

1:04.8

help. Like if I'm going off because I'm so frustrated about the company, what the... I'll get into it. I'll get into it. I'll get into it. I hate being an

1:12.1

adult. I just want to be a

1:15.8

billionaire child forever that's all is that so much to ask God

1:19.8

apparently we have the power to heal ourselves and manifest things and I've been trying to work on that forever

1:27.3

And it's not happened yet, but when I figure it out I'll let you know I'm not gonna I'm not gonna gate keep the secrets what if we were all

1:34.3

billionaires and then money would I think that's my money would be obsolete we all had

1:38.4

so much money that you're like eh just trade just trade or just give it to you know, just like give your services just oh you want a Mercedes just take it

1:47.4

You know or whatever

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