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and there's a feeling you're going to love and you're saying Hello, hello, it's Julie Klausner back for another episode of How Is Your Week?

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah. Happy holidays, everybody. It is

jingle season. Time to jingle them bells. Wow. Are you in the holiday spirit? Have you been kissed by some Christmas magic?

Have you gotten drunk at an office Christmas party and made out with a coworker?

And it started under the mistletoe, but it ended with your pants at your ankles and the city dump.

I've been thinking about the worst Christmas songs, and the only one I can definitively say

was made up on the spot was,

is here comes Santa Claus.

I remember hearing that when I was shopping at some big box store,

like a Target or before people called it Tarje, you know, maybe it was even a Caldor back in the day or a Bradley's. And it was the loping public domain version.

And I think I was in the, I want to say like the coloring book aisle.

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