Hello, Candy. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola, sexy dumpster men.

Oh, that's Miles.

Yeah.

I don't care.

I have a stinky story.

My son-in-law went to the fair with a whole group of friends, and one of them had a blind date.

So they decided to break off by themselves.

He had his fancy khaki pants on.

They were walking along.

He thought it would be safe to let a little toot out, only it wasn't a toot.

Yeah.

So you see this porta potty.

He says, hey, how to see it right here?

I didn't mean to buy these plants over here.

So he crabwalk sideways, went over, bought a new pair of sweats. He said, hey, you know, I think I'm

going to put these on. Just wait right there. And he walked into the port of potty, and he took

out his keys, his wallet, everything. I mean, they were trashed he just cleaned up dropped

thing right down the shoot and he ripped over the package it was a sweatshirt oh no

wah wah so he called his friends and he said hey just come get this girl tell her i i don't feel well just come

take her away so one of them came and got her he put his feet through the shirt and crab walked

over got a pair of pants and just went home meanwhile the girl and the guy that he took called

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