Six opinionated Brits with very different views on immigration,

experience parts of refugee routes to Britain.

You don't get that in South Yorkshire?

Will the ordeal change their minds?

Oh my God, what is this?

Syria is scary.

I don't know what we're going to do.

This is horrible.

A new series, go back to where you came from on Channel 4.

Stream now.

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Burley Bob has cuttery cannons, mains prop hunt, and test the gents' tactical recall rate.

Sticky munitions, Mark, has misfired love bullets, advises cocaine, and knows the history of tubes.

Wipable Wade hasn't touched his balls in over a decade, and diverts from nuclear

Armageddon.

From relobbing bullet condoms to replicant replacement.

Yes, it's time for for when was that again?

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back for another episode of Your Uncle's third favorite podcast. He's got weird. I don't like that guy. I don't care

if we're third on his list. I'm just using it as an identifier. He sucks. We're awesome. This is

distractible. I am your host. My name is Bob. I'm the host because I won the last episode,

which I earned by existing.

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