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Today I got a story for you guys that I just know that you'll enjoy because it is a story

of a bully who's been bullying kids for the longest time,

and finally he messes up and bullies a kid in front of a very savage teacher

that has a pretty great response and absolutely destroys him.

I know you'll enjoy it. Subscribe if you're new.

And let's call today's subscriber who submitted this story.

Let's call him Jake.

So anyways, there was a kid in Jake's grade called

Ben, and he was known as Ben the bully. His name wasn't actually Ben, but I just thought of that

off the top of my head, and Ben the bully sounded so smooth off the tongue I had to go with it.

So anyways, right, Ben the bully had been the bully since kindergarten. They went to a school where I went kindergarten

through eighth grade, which is, it was like you were there for the long haul, and they were

currently in seventh grade. And Ben had been Ben the bully since kindergarten. Obviously, he

progressively got worse and worse since kindergarten, but he started all the way back, you know, during the

toddler era, man. He was, he was a menace for a very long time. So anyways, this all starts

on one day when Jake is this walking through the hallway, right? He's got his backpack on,

he's walking to his next class, and Ben bumps into him. He's like,

watch where you're going, man. And the thing was that Jake was actually actively trying to avoid

Ben, but Ben, as if he was some tracking Mohawk missile kind of aimed into him and slammed into him.

It was pretty obvious that it wasn't an accidental bump,

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