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Welcome to the show, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Not only is my name Ben, but you have my absolute guarantee that I will not conduct an experiment on you in this episode.

Scientists be creeping.

Creeping while you sleep.

Yeah, man.

It's about creepy scientists.

This one's about my name's Nolan.

This is ridiculous history.

And you know, it's a tough one, Ben, to conduct research on people who don't know that you're doing.

You're doing that thing.

Right, right.

Now, in the past, sometimes when you and I are hanging out outside of work or with our super producer, Casey Paggram, I have been want to do little social experiments.

You!

So that's why I had to promise I wouldn't do anything in this episode and I do really appreciate you humoring me with that stuff.

Yeah, man, Ladies and Gentlemen, friends and neighbors to take a quote from my dear friend Ben, there will be times where I will turn up to a place like a bar restaurant or what have you.

And I'll be waiting around for Bendishop only to realize that he's been under the table the whole time with a tiny, moleskin notebook observing my every move and tick.

Yeah.

And I apologize for that. I bought the next round.

That's fair.

And we learned a lot. It's for science.

Well, that's the thing. It's a conundrum, right?

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