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Duck Call Room

When Phil Robertson Put Miss Kay in a Headlock

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si tells the true story of the time Phil Robertson put Miss Kay in a headlock and lived to tell the tale. Godwin has never been this fired up, but the boys finally figured out what grinds his gears: stupidity. John-David admits he joined a lawsuit against a popular energy drink company. Oprah's Favorite Things don't hold a candle to Martin's. A fan outs Phillip McMillan as a member of a breakdancing group. And the boys settle the age-old question: Is it OK to talk with your wife while you're on the toilet? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:48.9

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0:59.7

Hi, welcome back folks. We're back here in the Duck Car.

1:10.3

We're here again.

1:12.3

Say, welcome back.

1:16.1

What in the world do we have to do to get humans to act like a beaver?

1:22.7

Because damn suckers are relentless.

1:25.9

No, no, I know, but that ain't no happen. They've got to ethic. Okay. Hey, work ethic.

1:32.8

It's unreal. Hey, if it's moving, they're going to stop it from moving. If it ain't moving,

1:37.9

they're going to start it moving. Hey, where are you?

1:40.8

Hey, the first time for you took me with him to, you know, he was draining the water off

1:48.4

of the duckle. I just was totally amazed because he dug out all six foot deep at least and

1:55.8

then eight foot wide or eight foot long. Now, this is probably, oh, as wide as this table.

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