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Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, True Crime, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved

WHEN NATURE CALLS: And So Do The Dead #MindOfMarlar

Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, True Crime, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved

Darren Marlar

True Crime, History, Society & Culture, Documentary, Science, Religion & Spirituality

4.64K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Haunted Bathrooms: Because Regular Public Restrooms Weren't Traumatizing Enough
Read the blog version and list of sources: https://weirddarkness.com/mom-hauntedbathrooms/
WeirdDarkness® is a registered trademark. Copyright ©2025, Weird Darkness.

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0:00.0

You know what's missing from your average bathroom experience?

0:04.0

Ghosts.

0:05.0

That's right.

0:06.0

Apparently for some spirits, the afterlife consists primarily of hanging around toilets.

0:13.0

I'm not a theologian, but I'm pretty sure this was not covered in Sunday school.

0:18.0

At the York Arms Pub in England, there's a transparent nun haunting the men's room.

0:24.8

Nothing can get you to say, no thanks, I'll hold it, more than having a holy woman watch

0:29.6

over you with the urnol.

0:31.3

Historians believe she was walled up alive for getting pregnant, which, let's be honest,

0:36.5

seems like an extreme response to what was probably

0:39.5

a lovely evening with the gardener. Now she spends eternity watching men with their pants around

0:45.0

their ankles. If you're wondering what eternal damnation looks like, it's being forever

0:50.9

trapped in a British men's room. The smell alone would make anyone want to cross over to the light.

0:57.2

In Savannah, Georgia, at a place called the Old Pink House, because the old regular-colored

1:02.4

house was already taken, a ghost holds the woman's bathroom door shut.

1:07.5

Ladies, remember that time you desperately needed to go, and the door mysteriously wouldn't budge?

1:13.1

That wasn't your imagination.

1:15.0

That was a centuries-old child who never learned to share his toys or his toilets.

1:20.3

The ghost of James Habersham, Jr., also straightens tablecloths and drinks at the bar.

1:26.5

Even in death, some men will invent any

1:29.0

excuse to avoid going home to their families.

1:31.1

"'Sorry, honey, I have to haunt this bar, for all eternity!'

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