When Manatees Have Rough Sex It Ain’t Pretty

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:15.22 Spitting Out Bits Of Tooth And Doggy UTI’s 00:07:38:23.53 A New Tool To Make Annoying Music 00:14:13:12.31 Anti Feminist Uploads Hitler Song, Surprised To Receive Backlash? 00:23:22:01.03 Twerk To Release Trauma 00:26:02:20.64 Couple Of Dudes Think They’re In A Game Of GTAV 00:27:44:03.70 Upset Because The Amazon Van Came Up Your Driveway 00:31:24:12.18 Upgrade Distorted View Max Plus Prime Blue 00:33:04:01.75 Deadly Gay Manatee Incest Sex 00:37:22:03.53 Alien Reptile Wants To Strip Off Some […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, July 31st, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	I'm testin' pissin' spitin' out tooth bits.
0:08.0	How was your weekend?
0:09.0	Plus, one has defending Hitler ever worked out well for someone's career, the manatees
0:14.1	that just had violent butt sex, and twerk out that trauma, honey.
0:18.6	All comin' up today.
0:23.2	And now, an important message from Senator and former U.S. presidential candidate,
0:29.0	Mitt Romney.
0:59.0	Hot dog is my favorite meat, the hot dog, the hot dog.
1:11.0	All the honey's love the hot dog I have crammed in my pants, hose be slurping on my foot
1:15.5	long.
1:16.5	It's an all-beef Mormon weener, playa, much love to D.V., new freaks are the real ones.
1:22.0	Start the show, Timmy Booth, Romney Out.
1:24.8	Don't get AIDS.
1:30.8	That's what we call the watermelon hole.
1:33.8	Fill them pipe spitches.
1:34.8	Are you on the internet?
1:35.8	Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheets?
1:38.8	I'm a sucker for a little people's pain.
1:41.8	Yes, Timmy, back here with you to kick off a new week of programs.
1:46.8	I have a great one for you today.
1:48.8	I actually missed the Friday episode of D.V.
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