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Hello, I'm Dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife and uh, yeah, this is hell.

Yeah, it is. We just had a really fun day. We went to the the big air conditioning conference down here in hell. Yeah, it's great time.

I saw some a lot of good familiar faces, great, great people out there. Yeah.

Yeah, I was whenever Clinton initially suggested I was confused. I was like, well, I wise there in air conditioning convention and in hell. I didn't know that was a thing.

But it's because everyone who fixes AC's and who deals with that industry, they all end up in hell because of them. Yeah, all of them because they're all terrible people. They're all awful to work with.

AC installers, AC repairmen, AC, you know, warranty dealers, all those guys. They're all down here.

I mean, or I'll just sweating our balls off in one warm room, no circulation. Yeah, so the conference was a lot of them is really awful.

I mean, there's a lot of broken AC's and if they're trying to see who can fix them the fastest, there's like a little tournament stuff like that. And none of them get fixed.

No, none of them. It's actually, it's fun too because they also show the coming years, all of the innovative ways in which an AC will break.

And all of the ways that they will try to reschedule and all the excuses that they'll make to not fix your AC. It's really cool stuff. Really fascinating.

Yeah, or maybe how they can like fix it for a little bit and then it breaks, uh, meet like two months down the line, but you paid like a thousand dollars for it. Yeah.

Yeah, good stuff. Good stuff. Oh, so hot. So so hot right now as Paris, I wouldn't say. Yeah, those AC guys.

Uh, so who who's our guest for this week? Uh, well, Chris, we're actually we are bringing on one of the coolest, most horrifying guests. I mean, when I say scary, I mean scary.

Um, it's actually it's a good friend of mine from like way back in the day. Uh, I'm hoping it'll team up with me and then we can kind of like tag team Satan together.

Um, for what? Just just in general. Like I think he's he's at the tier of Satan. That's how scary and intimidating and just like how how afraid people become of this person.

So who who who is it? Well, it's Kassulu. It's like the deep dark Lord himself, you know, not not my brother, but the other one tentacles and all big scary purple flesh.

Get back. Get back. I'm not in line. Oh, you're recording me. Oh, I'm recording.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hi. This guy's just trying to cut me in line and I have been waiting here for 15 minutes. That was the dark Lord. That was that was Kassulu. Sorry. What are you? This is who are you?

Oh, my God. This is not a line. What is it me? This is a line. I was waiting in the line and a guy lined up behind me and I was in line. Okay. I was here for what? Excuse me. Are you are you the manager? Can I speak to the manager here?

Man, you just wondered in here. What is your name? Who are you? Is it it isn't carried by chance? Is it excuse me? How do that is an invasion of my privacy? How did you know my name? I did do not believe that I introduced myself to you yet. Calm down. Calm down. Okay. Let's say for the sake of this conversation that yes, I am the manager. Hello, man. Hello.

I was waiting in line. Okay. And this guy just tried to cut me and he said, oh, they're calling me and I said, excuse me sir, take a number because I have the number before you. I just saw you hit one of his tentacles with the people's magazines that you had rolled up in your hands. Well, his tentacles need a manicure. Okay. That's not my fault. Okay.

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