When Innocence isn't Enough
Head in the Office
HITO Media LLC
5.0 • 797 Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2022
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
What an awful week. This time, Jeremy & Gage talk about yet another mass shooting, but this time it’s in a school (again), a new round of legislation that isn’t going to pass, victors being declared in primaries across the nation, and SCOTUS saying it doesn’t matter if you are innocent (literally, it's not an exaggeration). Make sure to leave a 5-star review, check out our socials, and become a patron!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | So Santa Claus is running for Congress and he's a socialist. |
| 0:03.4 | That's fucking guy. I knew it. |
| 0:04.7 | You knew it. |
| 0:05.2 | I knew it. |
| 0:05.2 | I knew it. |
| 0:06.0 | What can I say? |
| 0:06.5 | It's like sounds fictional, right? |
| 0:08.1 | Sounds fictitious, you might think. |
| 0:17.5 | Absolutely not. Exactly. There's this little town in Alaska literally called North Pole. It's got like 2,000 people. and this city councilman legally named Santa Claus |
| 0:19.3 | is going to be running for the one house seat |
| 0:21.5 | that they have in a special election |
| 0:23.1 | and he's running for the one house seat that they |
| 0:21.9 | have in a special election. And he's running against the one and only Sarah Palin. No way. You love to |
| 0:28.7 | see it. Is there no incumbent running? He's fucking dead. That's why it's a special election. They're |
| 0:33.3 | trying to fill his term out until January. So that's fun. Literally Santa Claus. And dude fucks, actually. I was looking into it. A listener tagged me in a TikTok, like talking about it. That's how I found out about it. Shout out to you. And he's running on a platform of Medicare for all. Nice. Expanded like child welfare. Expansions like free and fair elections, including ranked choice voting and things like that. Nice. He's a pretty cool dude and about Bernie supporter. Nice. And he looks like Santa Claus. He looks the part. You know, despite the, um, the, uh, the slavery that Santa engages in with the else. Oh, he disavowed that. Good. He said that was a past life. Uh-huh. You don't have to worry about that anymore. |
| 1:11.1 | Exactly. |
| 1:11.6 | I pay my workers fairly. |
| 1:12.9 | Actually, the North Pole is a co-op now. |
| 1:15.7 | He's been reincarnated. Exactly. Into a Bernie bro. He said, I believe in workplace democracy. Exactly. I love to see it. Who you got in this election? Is he like the front runner for the... |
| 1:23.8 | I don't think so, but he was talking about, |
| 1:25.8 | I got name recognition. |
| 1:28.6 | He does. |
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