When Does Sentience Begin in Toy Story?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2015

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes open up their toy box, regress to their early days and are filled with childlike wonder as they discuss the sentience level in Toy Story. We look at the existential moment toys realise what they are, whether or not falling over is learned behaviour and just how many seemingly inanimate objects are internally screaming. Jackson wonders how sex toys cope, Zammit worries for toys filled with cigarettes and Duscher just wants to keep asking questions. It's a harrowing journey from the assembly line to the attic, then to infinity and on to the beyond and/or a garbage incinerator.Want to help us buy even more toys to neglect? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in our attic space.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least one book about toys.

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