When did you troll law enforcement? And what happened?

College Town. Huge party. Exise cops are in town busting parties left and right.

Ours gets busted. They proceeded handing out tickets to underage drinkers.

One kid gets a scrap of a piece of paper, folded in the shape of the tickets the cops are handing out,

and sits on the front steps with his head in his hands, repeating, My parents are gonna frickin' kill of the tickets the cops are handing out and sits on the front steps with his

head in his hands repeating, my parents are going to freaking kill me. And the cops just pass him by.

There was a speed trap where I grew up on Pennsylvania Route 74. One of the markers, since it was a Vascar

trap, was a white plastic jug. I often stopped along that route when I saw the jug there,

grabbed the jug and drove off. I got stopped once doing this. The cop seemed really angry.

I told him, I see that thing there all the time and it really bothers me that no one's bothered to

pick up the trash. I was speeding once, and I mean seriously speeding. I saw the lights come up behind me, and I freaked out.

I pulled over and noticed I had a bottle of water next to me.

I took it and poured it all over my lap and put on the most embarrassed look that I could.

He asked if I knew I had pulled me over, and I responded,

I'm sorry, officer, I really had to pee pee and I was trying to get to the nearest restroom, but, and then I made big innocent eyes, I peed myself. Something in me knew that

this cop didn't want me to touch his pen, his paper, didn't want to touch my license, nothing. As far as

he was concerned, I was just gross. He said, well, next time use the bathroom before you go and slow it down, and he let me go.

When I was a senior in high school, we got a new vice principal from some inner city school who thought

he was a real hard case. He'd actually go around smelling kids' fingers for the scent of devil's lettuce.

My buddy and I came back from lunch one day, both

stone cold sober and heard Mr. Hardcase, who's in real name I forget, he was coming out

at the parking lot to check fingers. My friend looked at me, then wedged his right hand down the

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