When Did You SCORE by a 1 IN A MILLION Stroke of LUCK?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 17 October 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When did you score by a one in a million stroke of luck? |
| 0:04.8 | I was at a large outdoor concert and some guy walked up and said, |
| 0:08.4 | No way, it's you, man. He then hands me my driver's license that I didn't even know I'd lost |
| 0:13.9 | somehow. Got hit by a speeding car when crossing a road, cracked the wind screen, did a flip, |
| 0:20.1 | and landed on the pavement nearby. |
| 0:21.6 | Paramedics were worried I'd broken my neck. Several hours and x-rays later, I walked out with nothing but minor bruising on my back. |
| 0:28.6 | Different angle and I could easily have died. |
| 0:31.6 | My score was not getting crushed or drowned in a farm accident. I was 16 and working in the packing house on a |
| 0:38.4 | blueberry farm. I went out to the fields with a guy to pick up the berries. The truck didn't have a |
| 0:43.3 | cab, just a windshield. I was sitting on a fuel tank where the passenger seat would normally be. |
| 0:48.2 | There was a large ditch full of water on the right side of the road. The driver went off the road |
| 0:52.5 | into the ditch. I went into the water |
| 0:54.5 | and the truck rolled over and came down on top of me. Somehow I wasn't pinned or crushed and |
| 0:59.5 | was able to find my way out. I used up a lifetime's worth of luck in that one incident. |
| 1:06.0 | I was in a horrible rollover accident with my family after graduating high school. We were in a suburban |
| 1:11.3 | travelling on the freeway when someone fish-tailed us and we spun into the median and then started |
| 1:16.3 | rolling. I somehow slid out of my seatbelt and flew out the passenger window landing in front of |
| 1:21.7 | the suburban. When it got to where I landed, it bounced over me and then continued to roll. |
| 1:26.9 | Eyewitnesses said that it was the only time |
| 1:28.7 | the suburban ever left the ground. In the aftermath, myself, my girlfriend at the time, and my sister |
| 1:33.9 | all needed to be intubated as our ribs had punctured our lungs and we were drowning in our own blood. |
| 1:39.4 | There happened to be three separate unrelated EMTs behind us that all pulled over and had medical equipment |
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