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Am I the Genius?

When Did You SCORE by a 1 IN A MILLION Stroke of LUCK?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

When did you score by a one in a million stroke of luck?

0:04.8

I was at a large outdoor concert and some guy walked up and said,

0:08.4

No way, it's you, man. He then hands me my driver's license that I didn't even know I'd lost

0:13.9

somehow. Got hit by a speeding car when crossing a road, cracked the wind screen, did a flip,

0:20.1

and landed on the pavement nearby.

0:21.6

Paramedics were worried I'd broken my neck. Several hours and x-rays later, I walked out with nothing but minor bruising on my back.

0:28.6

Different angle and I could easily have died.

0:31.6

My score was not getting crushed or drowned in a farm accident. I was 16 and working in the packing house on a

0:38.4

blueberry farm. I went out to the fields with a guy to pick up the berries. The truck didn't have a

0:43.3

cab, just a windshield. I was sitting on a fuel tank where the passenger seat would normally be.

0:48.2

There was a large ditch full of water on the right side of the road. The driver went off the road

0:52.5

into the ditch. I went into the water

0:54.5

and the truck rolled over and came down on top of me. Somehow I wasn't pinned or crushed and

0:59.5

was able to find my way out. I used up a lifetime's worth of luck in that one incident.

1:06.0

I was in a horrible rollover accident with my family after graduating high school. We were in a suburban

1:11.3

travelling on the freeway when someone fish-tailed us and we spun into the median and then started

1:16.3

rolling. I somehow slid out of my seatbelt and flew out the passenger window landing in front of

1:21.7

the suburban. When it got to where I landed, it bounced over me and then continued to roll.

1:26.9

Eyewitnesses said that it was the only time

1:28.7

the suburban ever left the ground. In the aftermath, myself, my girlfriend at the time, and my sister

1:33.9

all needed to be intubated as our ribs had punctured our lungs and we were drowning in our own blood.

1:39.4

There happened to be three separate unrelated EMTs behind us that all pulled over and had medical equipment

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