When did you Realize your Paid Professional was an ABSOLUTE MORON?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 10 April 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When did you realise that your paid professional was an absolute moron? |
| 0:05.9 | I told my old therapist I didn't want to see her anymore, and she told me that without her, |
| 0:10.4 | I wouldn't even have any friends. |
| 0:13.0 | When the roofer didn't bring a ladder. |
| 0:16.1 | I ordered new windows to be installed in my attic, and the salesman who came to my house |
| 0:20.6 | said that it'll be six weeks tops to get them in. attic, and the salesman who came to my house said that |
| 0:21.0 | it'll be six weeks tops to get them in. Three months later, they were delivered. When I spoke to |
| 0:26.0 | the representative on the phone that I was unhappy about how much longer it actually took, |
| 0:30.1 | and that their salesman had said six weeks, she said, oh, well, of course he said that. He's a salesman. |
| 0:40.9 | My bankruptcy attorney was convinced that taxes paid had to be counted as income. Not gross pay, mind you. For example, gross pay is 1,000. |
| 0:47.1 | 300 is taken for taxes, meaning you had a $700 check. He insisted this meant there was $1,300 in |
| 0:53.9 | income to report. His reasoning was that there |
| 0:56.3 | was an area later on the form to deduct taxes, and if we used the pre-tax number of $1,000, |
| 1:01.9 | then after the deducted taxes, it would only show a $700 income, which is clearly not the case |
| 1:07.0 | since I made $1,000. Oh, was I not meant to do that? I didn't look at what you booked in for, |
| 1:14.2 | I just assumed this is what you wanted, said a woman who is no longer my hairdresser. Well, mine marked |
| 1:20.7 | the wrong wrist before surgery. The current position I have is by no means an entry level one. |
| 1:27.2 | When I was hired, I had to go through |
| 1:28.8 | a rigorous six-week training program. The first two weeks, though, our instructor was part of this |
| 1:33.6 | other program where someone with much lower credentials is allowed to teach initial training |
| 1:38.1 | to the much more experienced class in order to eventually be given a job at the position we were |
| 1:42.8 | all training for. Makes sense, right? |
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