When did You Realize "Oh. I Gotta RUN FOR MY LIFE"
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 18 March 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When did you realize? Oh, I've got to run for my life. Bad diesel fire at work. I saw the fireball |
| 0:07.6 | billowing towards me, so I jumped in a pit. The fireball blew over me and when it retreated, |
| 0:12.8 | I got the heck out of Dodge. I got some gnarly third degree burns, but I survived. What the |
| 0:18.6 | frick, do you work in Bowser's Castle? Well, it was an oil refinery, actually. |
| 0:24.6 | A 500-pound hog got loose at the State Fair and started charging right at me. |
| 0:29.6 | I've never run so fast in my life. |
| 0:32.6 | I was leaving for work at 5.30 a.m. while it was dark. |
| 0:36.6 | I locked the inside door handle and walked out the door, pulling the door closed behind me. |
| 0:41.3 | As I turned around to walk off the porch towards my car, I saw four men jump out of a van and start coming towards me. |
| 0:47.3 | The street was otherwise empty. My heart was pounding and I felt panic start as I was digging in my big, messy purse for my keys to unlock the door and get back in my house. |
| 0:57.9 | The whole time, I was just thinking they're going to grab me, shove me in the van, commit the unspeakable act on me and kill me. |
| 1:04.0 | I was able to get back in my house before they made it to me, but it scared the crap out of me. |
| 1:08.5 | Turns out they were immigration officers looking for someone who |
| 1:11.1 | used to live in our house, and that is standard practice for them if they think the suspect will run. |
| 1:17.1 | After I graduated from college, I finally landed an interview with a guy who was starting his own company. |
| 1:22.5 | The economy was crappy and I wanted a job. I went for an interview and quickly noticed that he |
| 1:27.2 | double-locked the door behind me. It was a small office and a a job. I went for an interview and quickly noticed that he double-locked the |
| 1:28.0 | door behind me. It was a small office in a strip mall. I immediately started to panic and then |
| 1:33.2 | realized that no one else was there. He had me sit down and two questions into the interview he |
| 1:38.3 | tried to put his hand up my skirt. I was wearing a business skirt suit. I got up and ran and thankfully |
| 1:43.9 | was able to open the locks and |
| 1:45.4 | get the heck out of there. My mom accompanied me to every interview after that for a while. |
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