When did You Realize "Oh. I Gotta RUN FOR MY LIFE"

Am I the Genius?

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🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0	When did you realize? Oh, I've got to run for my life. Bad diesel fire at work. I saw the fireball
0:07.6	billowing towards me, so I jumped in a pit. The fireball blew over me and when it retreated,
0:12.8	I got the heck out of Dodge. I got some gnarly third degree burns, but I survived. What the
0:18.6	frick, do you work in Bowser's Castle? Well, it was an oil refinery, actually.
0:24.6	A 500-pound hog got loose at the State Fair and started charging right at me.
0:29.6	I've never run so fast in my life.
0:32.6	I was leaving for work at 5.30 a.m. while it was dark.
0:36.6	I locked the inside door handle and walked out the door, pulling the door closed behind me.
0:41.3	As I turned around to walk off the porch towards my car, I saw four men jump out of a van and start coming towards me.
0:47.3	The street was otherwise empty. My heart was pounding and I felt panic start as I was digging in my big, messy purse for my keys to unlock the door and get back in my house.
0:57.9	The whole time, I was just thinking they're going to grab me, shove me in the van, commit the unspeakable act on me and kill me.
1:04.0	I was able to get back in my house before they made it to me, but it scared the crap out of me.
1:08.5	Turns out they were immigration officers looking for someone who
1:11.1	used to live in our house, and that is standard practice for them if they think the suspect will run.
1:17.1	After I graduated from college, I finally landed an interview with a guy who was starting his own company.
1:22.5	The economy was crappy and I wanted a job. I went for an interview and quickly noticed that he
1:27.2	double-locked the door behind me. It was a small office and a a job. I went for an interview and quickly noticed that he double-locked the
1:28.0	door behind me. It was a small office in a strip mall. I immediately started to panic and then
1:33.2	realized that no one else was there. He had me sit down and two questions into the interview he
1:38.3	tried to put his hand up my skirt. I was wearing a business skirt suit. I got up and ran and thankfully
1:43.9	was able to open the locks and
1:45.4	get the heck out of there. My mom accompanied me to every interview after that for a while.
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