When did you get wrecked for trying to do a good thing for an ungrateful jerk?

Last night, my friends and I found a woman's wallet on the sidewalk in downtown Athens, Georgia.

The driver's license had a name and date of birth and she had a University of Georgia student card.

We looked her up in the UGA directory and called her to return the wallet. She was grateful

and we felt like heroes. Well, guess what? She showed up to meet us with her tough guy boyfriend

who smelled like a brewery and accused us of stealing it. They tried to interrogate us for five

minutes straight as we attempted to hand them the wallet and leave. We were baffled. We're six well-dressed

UGA alumni and students, two females, four males, some in their 30s, working professionals,

who had driven to meet her voluntarily to return the wallet, and she thought we were the thieves.

It was unreal. They claimed $500 was missing from the wallet. Our immediate response

was, you carry around $500 in your wallet? The boyfriend became irate and screamed,

Y'all ain't going nowhere till I found out which one of you frickin' gay slurs took it. Exact quote.

Again, there were six of us there and one of him. Needless to say, we weren't intimidated.

The girlfriend looked scared. I diffused the situation, separated everyone, and got the heck out of

there. Anyone else ever do something nice that not only goes unappreciated, but you actually

suffer for it? Tell me, what's your best, no good deed goes unpunished story?

I found a cell phone in the middle of the street. Nobody was around, so I figured I should

check the contacts to find out who owned it. I figured home was a safe bet. I call and start

talking after they pick up, only to be torn apart by the owner's mum, who thinks that I've

stolen it. Apparently, the phone was lost the day before, and they were looking. Anyways, the

dude who owned it gave me 30 bucks for returning it and 10 bucks for, quote, dealing with his mom.

So my good deed was punished, but I got a reward for being punished. Yay? In line at a 7-Eleven behind an elderly woman. She pays for her things and leaves. There's

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