When did you get busted at a shameful or disgusting moment?

When I was like 12 maybe, we got a new family computer with a scanner.

I stayed up late playing with it in the den.

After scanning everything I could find, I scanned my hands, face, feet, and I even scanned my butt.

It was so slow though, the scans would be all messed up and jittery from me moving.

So, I flipped a small trash can, put the scanner on top, and knelt down in front of it.

I worked up something decently rigid down there, and then closed the door on the scanner.

Mid-scan, the door to the den slowly opens.

It's my sleepy dad in his undies, looking very confused at me doggy styling the new family scanner.

What are you doing?

I'm scanning my eggplant.

He didn't react at all.

He just backed out and closed to the door.

It was five seconds of my life, maybe, but it haunts me.

I think about how I just plainly stated my activity in a sort of defiant, well, what the hell are you

think I'm doing, kind of way, but also chose the medically correct term for my manhood, which

didn't match the tone. Obviously, I had to say eggplant for YouTube, like, as a kid, I could

have said wee, or junk or whatever, but I said the P word. When I was 17 or something, I was

watching an adult flick in the middle of the night. After I finished whacking it, I felt a slight pain in my ball bag, like someone had flick their finger on it. That pain increased to the point where I had to walk it out. After some minutes, I began screaming from the pain when my parents came to my room. Don't worry, I wasn't undressed.

They saw me in pain on the floor. At that moment, I thought I did something wrong while cranking

the bald man, but was too ashamed to tell them. My dad rushed me to the emergency room where I was

rushed in and my pants were taken off. Lying there with everything out, they gave me a nose spray

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