Hello, Mark. Welcome to the men's room.

Hola! Hola!

So, I'll get started. I was on my way home from work and called the wife to set up my excuse for why I was going to be late.

I sat down the phone and I pulled into one of my favorite massage places.

When inside, and it was, I handed her some money and she says, what do you want?

And I'm saying, whatever this will get me, you know, it's the amount of money.

I think we're following them.

Yeah, yeah. So, in the room, I had my phone in my pocket, I had to throw it on the counter, my keys, my stuff.

The phone must have hung up itself, but I got a telephone call, maybe 30 minutes later.

I was busy, couldn't answer the phone, and it was my wife saying, if you, I know what you're doing, I know what you're at.

And I had no idea that it had, you know, freed out her.

Oh, did not hang up. It was horrible.

Did you continue to be married?

Yes, yes, I had an altered excuse for that conversation.

I don't think you heard everything, so I said I was ordering some takeout at the Asian restaurant order.

And that's why the Asian woman was speaking in the background.

So does that mean you had to go find a Thai place that was open to get food to bring back?

Yes, it was daytime, so it was not bad.

I didn't want to look after work at the fair open, so.

So, wait, your wife couldn't make out what the woman was saying.

She could still, she had nation accent, and she was there.

Yes, pretty much, I'm guessing that's what it was, because it kind of went away when I brought her home some dim sum.

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