Forever!

Dog! I mean, have you tried it? Don't knock it until you try it. I have not tried being walked around on a leash in New York City. No, I have not tried that. I don't mean being paraded around in public. I mean, like, leachin. What do you mean leachin? I have not been put on a leash and I have not put someone on a leash. Have you done that, Mac? You've been leashed up? up. Do I look like I've done that?

Max, do you seriously think that I've done any leashing? I don't do leash play. No offense we do. She felt tricked by like observing leashing. She has not been leashed. I thought I was looking at like a timeless beautiful, like, classic love story. And what and honestly leashes have been around for ages. I actually

would argue that leashes are timeless. Fan is off. Ashley's pale yellow shirt and quote

unquote bucket hat are on.

Max eating a banana.

We're just off to a great start here.

Welcome to episode four.

Episode four, we are recording.

It's 3.28 p.m.

At 358 p.m.

I will give a warning that we are wrapping up the fucking episode because we are going to put these out unedited, unfiltered.

Wham-Bam, thank you, man.

Yes, everything that happens on here goes out to the public no matter what we say.

No cuts.

No cuts.

Matt, can you please stop eating a banana into the mic?

Like the most disgusting food to listen to somebody eat?

What, do you like not have another podcast or something?

This is your first podcast, Mac?

The rulebook says that Mac must be eating a banana at the beginning of every.

That's what it says.

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