Richard Radio begins in three, two, one.

Welcome to Virtual Reality Tour.

Welcome to our Virtual Tour.

Is there some type of way or a virtual congregation?

You're not a congregation if you don't congregate.

When you combine this access with the loss of the local,

I become my own confession

and I go around the world wide web listening for echoes

that say back to me what I've already decided to believe.

It's time for Richard Radio with Tom Frio.

Hugh! Back to normal.

It's the Richard Radio mail call delivery bag

Q&A infotainment nationwide extravaganza

featuring your voicemails, correspondences,

communicates, dispatches, memorandums and messes.

Any special message for all the kids watching at home?

What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country.

You have 1200 messages.

It is a bit above average.

Now here's your host, Todd Freakishly-Toll Frio.

Give me a little cheer.

Woo!

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