Pitaia

Hi everyone, I'm Joanna.

And I'm Jenny.

And this is hyphenated, the podcast about living in the hyphen.

What a week.

What a week.

It's always what a week.

It's always what a week.

But Jenny, I saw you a couple nights ago. This was last week. It was the night where everyone thought Twitter was going to die. Yeah, I liked and interacted with many of your tweets that evening. And funny enough, I was sitting on a chair in the sky while this was happening.

This is how I like to describe me being on an airplane.

I was like, what?

What metaphor is this?

No, it's just a very accurate description.

I was, yeah, I was flying from Atlanta to LAX, and it was a late flight. At this point, it was maybe midnight Eastern time. I was

already like hovering over Texas. And I wake up and I decide to pay for the in-flight

Wi-Fi. And I'm like, you know, let me fucking eat shit, you know, for the remaining hours of my flight, you know. And I go on Twitter and everyone I knew was saying their goodbyes. And it was like everyone was signing Internet yearbooks and telling people where to where to follow me and sharing their deepest darkest secrets and their hot takes.

And I start writing a bunch of my friends, start DMing them.

I'm like, why right now specifically is everyone saying peace on on Twitter?

And all these like hilarious memes about the Titanic and all the Twitter influencers

are the violinists. And then I started seeing all of your tweets. Dude, I was playing Mario

Cart just, you know, enjoying my life. I was like, distressed. And I'm like, you know what?

I just want to check Twitter before bed. And then the same thing happened.

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