Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala.

Hey, babes, it's Lala Kent. Welcome back to Untraditionally Lala.

Easton Birmingham is up in the villain. How's it going? How are you feeling?

I'm here. I'm here. Can I just tell you guys what a fantastic birthday party that I threw for my baby?

So this is how it started, you guys.

What I was going to do was take Ocean and have her birthday at like an equestrian center.

And I was praying to God that I could get her to co-sign on the theme being brave.

I would have settled for all Disney princesses because most of them ride horses.

But I really wanted brave just because I like the message in Brave.

She's like, I'll be fighting for my own hand. She doesn't want to get married. She's like, fuck you, mom. She wants to ride horses and shoot her bow and arrow. And I like it. I have only seen a little bit of a movie, but isn't that where she shoots the boat? Yeah, like everyone, all the princesses come to like shoot because they want to, she's trying to woo them with the hitting a bullseye. And then she gets up there and shoots the bullseye. And that's when she drops the line that she'll be fighting for her own hand. I'll be fighting for my own. I have to watch her. And then her mom turns into a bear. The movie is fantastic. It's so good. So I was hoping that she would want Brave theme.

And I was going to give her a miniature horse as like her big, a little pony, as her birthday gift.

And we're driving in the car one day and keep in mind, the following day is when I'm going to see the space and like lock it down and

I'm going to like talk to them about keeping the miniature horse there and whatnot.

She says to me, mom, Sosa has way better birthday parties than I have, by the way.

She's about to get a damn horse.

She's had one party.

She's had one fucking party in her life.

She has way better birthday parties than I do. And I was like, what? I was like, and then I showed her. When we got home, I showed her every birthday party she's ever had and how fabulous they've been. And of course, she didn't remember because you don't even start making memories until you're older. No. Five? Ocean remembers living at the apartment and she was like... Yeah, but like will those fade as she gets older? Like when she hits 10, will she only remember being five, not five remember being two? That could happen. I don't know. I'm no scientist. I don't know how the brain are. don't know how you compute and then like separate. But can I, the one thing that I, do we tell her because I feel like

she kind of. Tell her what about the birthday party that? Like, hey, did you know? No, no, no.

Don't tell her. Are you freaking kidding? You would have got a horse. So I asked her, what about Sosa's party? Partee, because there's only been one, was better than all the other birthday parties. And she said she had a bouncy house, a ball pit, and a slide. And I was like, that's all you want. Wow. I'm 100% not buying a fucking miniature horse,

figuring out where to house this thing, how to feed this thing.

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