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ποΈ 21 October 2023
β±οΈ 29 minutes
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0:00.0 | Alright, so let me get this straight, says Mr. Sphinx. |
0:06.0 | My boss has on a fuzzy, violent bathrobe, a pair of matching slippers, and nothing else. |
0:12.3 | If you saw him, you might think that he just rolled on a bed to deal with us, but this |
0:15.5 | was what he always wears. |
0:18.0 | Anyone who worked for him knows catching a glimpse of those wrinkled old man globes hanging |
0:22.0 | between his legs is just a hazard of the job. |
0:26.2 | So he's a homicidal maniac, that's a hazard too. |
0:30.4 | Untied up in an office so gaudy, it looks like the interior decorator shoved the live grenade |
0:35.0 | up Princess Ass and called it a day. |
0:37.7 | Bound to a chair on the other side of the Mahogany conference table between us is my friend |
0:41.7 | Ty. |
0:43.2 | He hacks and snorts, conjuring as much flamm as he can from the back of his throat, then |
0:48.4 | spits a wad directly at my face. |
0:50.6 | We're not on the best of terms at the moment. |
0:54.2 | The Lougey catches my chin and troubles down my shirt. |
0:57.2 | He grimaces at me through a pair of hateful eyes. |
1:00.1 | One of them is black and swollen, he's been roughed up pretty good. |
1:03.8 | They both have. |
1:04.8 | I wonder which one of us looks worse. |
1:08.1 | We're in the basement of Sphinx's underground casino. |
1:11.4 | I've only been down to this level a couple of times, but it always makes me uneasy. |
1:17.2 | Usually I'm upstairs working as a car dealer. |
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